winteerie:

my hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns

(via deepinsideofthisbones)

vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

(via silhouettesofspilledink)

wo-nderland:

groovymuttations:

what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot

can I call them toasty

im calling people toasty from now on ok

(Source: mako, via wombbat)

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

(via geniusoffakesuicide)

pavlovs-schrodinger:

pavlovs-schrodinger:

when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”

i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication

screw you guys

(via surprisesaremagical)

connorkawaii:

at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween 

(via borinq)